I'm celebrating

In the Bizzaro Universe, this is what I would look like if I was Madonna.

it's in the mail

Are you in the need of a little extra cash? Or is there a friend you know that need some help? Are you waiting on the recession to end? Or maybe you need to cash an IOU from the state of CA? I bet ya, we could all use some extra cash right about now. Your wish is about to be answered. Well, sort of.

Send a bailout check to yourslef or a friend in need. It's an easy as sending an email. If you feel like spending a couple dollars, a paper check will even placed in the mail.

Bank of Obama